Picking up a strange signal, we managed to decode a garbled transmission that turned out to be from Philadelphia’s Johnny Neutrino and The Secret Weapon:
“JNSW is a band of rock and roll super villains bent on saving rock and roll and destroying the world. Johnny Neutrino and The Secret Weapon features musicians whose secret identities have performed in The Rumblers, Tonight We Strike, Shabutie, Pontious Pilate Sales Pitch and Carved Up among others. We have recently released a free 3 song E.P that contains almost no post hypnotic suggestion and has been found to be 97% safe to listen to. JNSW is currently booking shows in the northeastern U.S in support of their campaign to enslave humanity before destroying the planet.”
As per instructions, here’s a stream of their EP, which is available as a name-your-price download via Bandcamp.